{"product_id":"funny-warning-sign-8x12-dont-41496","title":"Don’t Touch My Shit Sign – Funny Garage Warning Decor","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProtect your tools, equipment, and personal belongings with this direct Don’t Touch My Shit aluminum warning sign. Featuring bold black lettering, a red warning header, and a distressed cream background, this design leaves no confusion about the rules.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisplay it in a garage, workshop, tool room, man cave, home bar, game room, hunting cabin, office, warehouse, or storage area. It also makes a funny gift for mechanics, tradesmen, craftsmen, dads, husbands, coworkers, and anyone protective of their stuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe artwork is permanently sublimated onto a UV-resistant aluminum blank using UV-resistant ink. There is no vinyl to peel, crack, or lift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ SIGN MESSAGE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Warning: Don’t Touch My Shit”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ AVAILABLE SIZES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 8 x 12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 12 x 18 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ PRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• UV-resistant aluminum blank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed with UV-resistant sublimation ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Permanent full-color design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bold red, black, cream, and brown layout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed rust, grime, and weathered effects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight and rust-resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Rounded corners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Predrilled mounting holes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• No vinyl lettering or decals\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor display\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ PERFECT FOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Garages and workshops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Tool rooms and workbenches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Man caves and home bars\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Game rooms and bachelor pads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Hunting cabins and camps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Offices and storage rooms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Mechanics and tradesmen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Craftsmen and equipment owners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny gifts for dads and husbands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Birthday, retirement, and Christmas gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: This product contains profanity and is intended for adults. It is a decorative novelty sign and not an official safety or security notice. Any scratches, fading, rust, or aged details shown are printed elements of the artwork and are not actual damage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Savage Creek Signs","offers":[{"title":"8x12","offer_id":48990284546273,"sku":"S068","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18","offer_id":48990284579041,"sku":"S068","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0846\/9184\/5345\/files\/il_fullxfull.7015247445_m3mu.jpg?v=1787673557","url":"https:\/\/savagecreeksigns.com\/products\/funny-warning-sign-8x12-dont-41496","provider":"Savage Creek Signs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}