{"product_id":"funny-bathroom-sign-short-bats-gag-gift-43906","title":"Funny Bathroom Sign – Players With Short Bats Stand Closer","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd some adult humor to your bathroom with this funny “Players With Short Bats” sign. The full message reads, “Players With Short Bats, Please Stand Closer to the Plate,” paired with a simple restroom graphic and a rustic, distressed background.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hilarious bathroom sign is a natural fit for home restrooms, guest bathrooms, man caves, bars, garages, workshops, cabins, offices, and hunting camps. It also makes a memorable gag gift, housewarming gift, Father’s Day gift, or birthday present for someone with a sarcastic sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe artwork is permanently sublimated onto a UV-resistant aluminum blank using UV-resistant ink. There is no vinyl to peel, crack, or lift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDESIGN DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• “Players With Short Bats” bathroom joke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• “Please Stand Closer to the Plate” message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Simple toilet and restroom graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Rustic tan and black color scheme\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed vintage distressed finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Vertical rectangular layout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAVAILABLE SIZES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 8 x 12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 12 x 18 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• UV-resistant aluminum blank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed with UV-resistant sublimation ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Permanent full-color design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight and rust-resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Rounded corners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Predrilled mounting holes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor display\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Home and guest bathrooms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Man caves and bachelor pads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bars and game rooms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Garages and workshops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Cabins and hunting camps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Office restrooms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny housewarming gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Gag gifts for men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Father’s Day and birthday gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: Any scratches, fading, rust, cracks, or aged details shown are printed elements of the artwork and are not actual damage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Savage Creek Signs","offers":[{"title":"8x12","offer_id":48990273339617,"sku":"S273","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18","offer_id":48990273372385,"sku":"S273","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0846\/9184\/5345\/files\/il_fullxfull.7863061896_eizh.jpg?v=1787673362","url":"https:\/\/savagecreeksigns.com\/products\/funny-bathroom-sign-short-bats-gag-gift-43906","provider":"Savage Creek Signs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}