{"product_id":"forget-the-dog-beware-of-wife-sign-61355","title":"Forget the Dog Beware of Wife Sign – Funny Warning Decor","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive visitors a warning they will not forget with this funny “Beware of Wife” aluminum sign. The full message reads, “Warning: Forget the Dog, Beware of Wife,” accompanied by a playful stick-figure graphic showing exactly who runs the property.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bold red, black, and cream design features a printed distressed finish for the appearance of an aged warning sign. Display it in a garage, workshop, man cave, home bar, game room, covered porch, entryway, or backyard entertaining area.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe artwork is permanently sublimated onto a UV-resistant aluminum blank using UV-resistant ink. There is no vinyl to peel, crack, or lift.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ SIGN MESSAGE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Warning: Forget the Dog, Beware of Wife”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ AVAILABLE SIZES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 8 x 12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 12 x 18 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ PRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• UV-resistant aluminum blank\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed with UV-resistant sublimation ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Permanent full-color design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny stick-figure illustration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Bold red, black, and cream warning layout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Printed vintage distressed finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight and rust-resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Rounded corners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Predrilled mounting holes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• No vinyl lettering or decals\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor display\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⭐ PERFECT FOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Garages and workshops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Man caves and home bars\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Game rooms and bachelor pads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Covered porches and patios\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Entryways and mudrooms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Funny gifts for husbands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Gifts for married couples\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Anniversary and wedding gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Housewarming and birthday gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• White-elephant and gag gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: This is a decorative novelty sign and not an actual security or safety warning. Any scratches, fading, rust, or aged details shown are printed elements of the artwork and are not actual damage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Savage Creek Signs","offers":[{"title":"8x12","offer_id":49080059068641,"sku":"S071","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12x18","offer_id":49080059101409,"sku":"S071","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0846\/9184\/5345\/files\/il_fullxfull.6967367024_npu5.jpg?v=1789053537","url":"https:\/\/savagecreeksigns.com\/products\/forget-the-dog-beware-of-wife-sign-61355","provider":"Savage Creek Signs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}